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Solve Health Challenges Naturally

  • Are you tired of fighting fatigue, low energy, and the persistent drive to take a nap?
  • Are you ready to be free from joint pain, back aches, and constantly feeling sore?
  • Have you tried it all to lose stubborn weight but nothing works (or even makes it worse)?
  • You’re in the right place if you’re looking for a natural, functional approach that doesn’t involve unnecessary medications, pills, potions, or “miracle cures”.

Whether you are looking to:

  • Optimize your weight
  • Combat fatigue or low energy
  • Remedy digestive issues
  • Reduce depression and/or anxiety
  • Lower cholesterol or blood pressure
  • Or reverse a chronic illness.

I can help.

It’s not about having the “right” genetics.

It doesn’t have to be complicated.

It can be personalized, based on your data.

And you can maintain those amazing results for life.

I’m Andrea Nicholson, a former crime scene investigator, turned Functional Health Practitioner, dedicated to helping people like you identify and eliminate the cause of fatigue, stubborn weight, digestive issues, and inflammation. With my unique blend of investigative expertise and a functional approach, I offer personalized health consultations designed to address your specific needs.

I’ll be your personal Functional Health Investigator!

Client Successes:

In just 4 days, this client with pre-Diabetes went from wild swings in blood sugar to staying entirely within the optimal range of 70-140mg/dL all day long. All without medications. She also reported more energy and much better stress handling – sailing through the stress of a computer crash without losing it or indulging in junk food (her normal pattern).

In just 3 weeks, this client with type 2 Diabetes over many decades went from extreme elevations in blood sugar of 250+mg/dL to staying within the optimal range of 70-140 mg/dL all day long. The first week his average daily glucose readings were 132mg/dL. By week 3, his average daily glucose readings were 100mg/dL, just 5 points above ideal! All without medications.

Learn more about working with Andrea

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Functional Health Investigation Process

On this complimentary call, you and I will discuss exactly what your journey to ideal health can look like. I’ll share with you my 3 phase process to identify and remedy the imbalances in your body. We’ll discuss in detail what each of these steps will look like for you when you join my program.

Just as I investigated a case, I begin by thoroughly gathering data using functional assessments, specific comprehensive lab tests, and cutting-edge health technologies such as continuous glucose monitors, biofeedback devices, and fitness wearables, among others. All recommendations are personalized to your unique situation.

I then evaluate all of the data to identify the underlying imbalances or root causes of your current health status. This enables me to create a personalized roadmap for your wellness journey. Your personal plan will include recommendations for nutrition, lifestyle, and potentially therapeutic use of supplements.

We then transition to eliminating the ‘perpetrators’ found. This includes eradicating any pathogens, nutrient imbalances, and overall deficiencies in your body that are contributing to your current symptoms. Correcting imbalances will be done by optimizing nutrient intake, physical activity, sleep, stress management, and hydration while reducing exposure to chemical, physical and emotional stressors. Digestive issues and insulin resistance are two common culprits found and solved.

After eliminating the imbalances, you want to keep those hard earned results, right?

I’ll guide you through the crucial process of cleaning up any remaining unhelpful habits or environmental factors that contributed to the original condition. I’ll help you create lasting habits and build a solid knowledge base to ensure you have the tools and understanding necessary to maintain the results achieved for a lifetime of well-being.


→ Without arbitrarily removing entire food groups

→ Without spending countless hours in the gym every day

→ Without going crazy logging every bite you eat

You don’t have to figure it all out on your own.

You don’t have to settle for feeling fine.

Don’t waste any more years trying to piece all the answers together on your own, like I did.

Get on the fast track now.

♦︎ Trying to make it through the day fighting hunger on your low calorie diet

♦︎ Searching Google or social media for generic, conventional advice

♦︎ Buying tasteless, pre-packaged diet foods

♦︎ Trying to convince your doctor that something is not right with your health

♦︎ Constantly starting new plans because the last one wasn’t sustainable

♦︎ Being confused about what foods you really should be eating

♦︎ Following online “influencers” who may not have any training in what they’re selling you

♦︎ Relying on long term unnecessary medications or supplements for symptoms

♦︎ Confidence in exactly what actions to take every day for your ideal health

♦︎ A simple, doable plan of action that doesn’t disrupt your entire life

♦︎ Insights into the underlying imbalances in your body and how to fix them

♦︎ More time in your day to actively participate in life

♦︎ Naturally vibrant health, positive moods, and exuberant energy

Where you are right now is the perfect place to start. And now is the time.

⎷ Want to work smarter, not harder on finally fixing your health and achieving health goals

⎷ Want to be able to confidently say “yes” to every social invitation

⎷ Want to feel empowered and certain about how to live symptom- and worry-free

⎷ Want to know exactly what foods make you feel amazing and which foods to avoid

⎷ Want to have an expert in your back pocket to help you uplevel your entire life

Find out what your personal roadmap is by scheduling a free call with me. Click the button below.


How do I learn more or get started?

Schedule a free call by clicking here. On this call, we will discuss your personal situation so you can easily decide if this the right program for you.

Do you take insurance?

No. I am not a medical provider. Depending on your plan, you may be able to use HSA money.

I don’t live near you. Can I still work with you?

Yes! I work with clients from all over, thanks to the powers of technology! All of my sessions are conducted via phone call or video call, even if clients are local to me. My practice is entirely virtual.

Is this just another diet plan? Will you be telling me exactly what to eat?

Nutrition is one key aspect to achieving optimal health – but it’s only one piece. No matter how great someone’s diet is, if they’re being drained by stress load or living in a toxic environment, the body won’t rebalance. Throughout this process, we will focus on all aspects of health.

Are you going to give me a meal plan?

No. Meal plans don’t work. If they did, everyone would already have the perfect plan. Most people never follow them and they don’t teach you WHY to eat those specific foods. They merely make you dependent on me and the meal plan. That is not a sustainable way to lasting health.

I’d rather teach you how to create your own plan, so you never need to rely on anyone else to tell you what to do. I will give you the tools and resources you need to create that plan for yourself. I want to enlighten, empower, and educate you to take control over your own health.

Will I have to give up all of my favorite foods?

Not likely, but that really depends on what your favorite foods are. If you are consistently consuming foods that are causing you inflammation, the only way to remedy that is to stop eating those foods.

You may be able to add your favorite healthy foods back in when your body is back in balance, but if you add processed and refined foods back in, you’ll most likely end up dealing with all of your current symptoms again (plus more).

When we focus on re-balancing your body, we need to pay close attention to how certain foods are reacting for you. This may lead us to determine that certain foods should be limited or removed for you to achieve and maintain optimal health and digestion. Some foods, even healthy foods, just don’t work for some people.

How long will it take?

Most clients start to see results within the first week, often the first few days. However, everyone’s journey is unique to them.

The process is fully customized to you – so the speed of the protocol depends on your current health, goals, and your willingness/ability to implement the strategies. The length of healing time varies by your unique situation.

Will I lose weight?

Weight loss is generally not my primary focus, but many clients do lose extra weight. This weight falls off much more easily when the body is in balance. This is healthy and sustainable weight loss done the right way! I do not subscribe to tirelessly tracking, weighing, or counting foods/macros/calories or eliminating entire food groups over the long term.

Why is weight not my primary focus? Weight alone isn’t disease causing. You can have diabetes, prediabetes, insulin resistance, hypertension, heart disease, and every other chronic condition and not be overweight. These conditions also don’t improve simply through losing weight. My goal is to help you reverse these conditions, regardless of weight (though most do lose weight along the way as their health improves).

Will I have to take supplements?

Most likely I will recommend the temporary use of therapeutic supplementation as a part of your protocol. Those recommendations will come directly from the data gathered from you and your functional lab test results and/or technologies.

Most of the recommended supplements will be taken for a short period of time in an effort to rebalance your body. I only ever recommend pharmaceutical-grade supplements and rigorously tested products. I am not affiliated with any specific manufacturer, so I recommend the best of multiple companies for your unique needs.

How is this process different that working with my doctor?

It is entirely different and complimentary! I am not a medical professional and as such, I do not diagnose, treat, or prescribe medications.

The Vibrant Wellness program is focused on empowering you to optimize your health through targeted nutrition, lifestyle recommendations, and therapeutic supplementation to rebalance the body so you can get back to living your best life.

You’ll have SO MUCH more time with me in sessions than you’ll ever have with your doctor, so you’ll get your questions answered, understand your lab results, and be a part of developing the perfect plan of action for YOU.
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★ You’ll learn everything you need to know to finally get lasting results and stop constantly fighting your health.

★ You will learn how to make strategic decisions, evaluate your plans, tweak when needed, and prepare for a whole new life.

★ You will find peace with food choices, sustainable habits, and lasting personal beliefs about what you are capable of accomplishing.

★ You’ll have access to my decades of education, training, and coaching to help you reach your goals in the most efficient and effective way.

★ You will have personal coaching sessions for education, support, and accountability all along the way.

★ You’ll achieve your goals with ease and maintain them like a pro.